{"id":12,"date":"2009-10-02T19:56:57","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T19:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accessibleinsights.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/02\/spam-med-follow-me-on-twitter\/"},"modified":"2009-10-02T19:56:57","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T19:56:57","slug":"follow-me-on-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/2009\/10\/02\/follow-me-on-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Follow me on Twitter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having already admitted that I have my brilliant virtual assistant, Andrea,<br \/>to thank for my current state of cyber-exposure, I can also safely blame her<br \/>for convincing me that I need to further expose myself on the various social<br \/>networking platforms.  Cringing, I have agreed, although reluctantly.  The<br \/>latest &#8220;conquisition&#8221; (I just made that up) of this last is Twitter.<\/p>\n<p>Some of the social networking sites seem to be more accessible than others,<br \/>and I felt sure that Twitter would be in the &#8220;not&#8221; category, but I was<br \/>mistaken.  While Andrea actually set up the account for me, I have easily<br \/>been able to post a couple of tweets and poke around on the site without<br \/>much difficulty.<\/p>\n<p>As with many things new, however, there is a whole vocabulary associated<br \/>with it&#8217;s use, a language that seems pervasive among Twitter devotees, most<br \/>of whom I&#8217;m assuming are under the age of 25.  Perhaps I&#8217;m wrong there, I&#8217;ll<br \/>soon find out.  Learning the language of Twitter has so far proved<br \/>mystifying.<\/p>\n<p>What is even more mystifying, though, is the avalanche of &#8220;follower&#8221; notices<br \/>that poured into my email inbox immediately upon my Twitter debut.  Who are<br \/>these people?  I have no idea who they are.  How do they know me?  Do they<br \/>simply lurk about some new member porthole (although in this case, perhaps<br \/>it&#8217;s more appropriate to call it a &#8220;nest&#8221;), and when a new member pops out <br \/>(hatches?), they attach like digital Velcro?  Is there some sort of prize <br \/>for following<br \/>the most people?    ,<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like being a voluntary stalking victim.  Why am I doing this again?<\/p>\n<p>Well, if you follow me on twitter, and use one of those cryptic screen<br \/>names, drop me a note and tell me who you are, unless of course, the point<br \/>is that I&#8217;m not supposed to know.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m considering the possibility of starting a new social networking site<br \/>just for the inept called Stumble Around.<br \/>LL<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having already admitted that I have my brilliant virtual assistant, Andrea,to thank for my current state of cyber-exposure, I can also safely blame herfor convincing&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/2009\/10\/02\/follow-me-on-twitter\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Follow me on Twitter?<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":145,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/145"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}