{"id":29,"date":"2009-10-16T16:50:12","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T16:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accessibleinsights.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/16\/tweeple-of-few-words\/"},"modified":"2009-10-16T16:50:12","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T16:50:12","slug":"tweeple-of-few-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/2009\/10\/16\/tweeple-of-few-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweeple of few words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll say this for Twitter:  If nothing else, it&#8217;s a great place to collect quotes, if you love quotes.  there seems to be a significant number of tweeple out there who use Twitter solely to tweet and retweet quotes.  Since I have always loved language, the rhythm and musicality of words, I can&#8217;t resist a good quote.  In some cases, though, I really enjoy the ones that just make me laugh.  It requires a finely honed wit to be both humorous and economical.  Not long ago I heard a famous funnyman say he would work for an hour to reduce a laugh line from twelve words to eight.  That&#8217;s true wit.<\/p>\n<p>Here are just a few quotes I&#8217;ve run across recently: :<\/p>\n<p> When a man won&#8217;t listen to his conscience, it&#8217;s usually because he doesn&#8217;t want advice from a total stranger. ~ Lindsey Stewart<\/p>\n<p> Arrogance not only prevents you from seeing the big<br \/>\npicture, it makes you think your view is the big picture. ~Sherrin Ross Ingram<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from<br \/>\nthe unfit, to do the unnecessary.&#8221; Richard Harkness<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dogs like to ride in your car,  in case the need  arises for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.&#8221; Barry<\/p>\n<p>What are your favorite funny quotes?  Send them my way.<\/p>\n<p>LL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll say this for Twitter: If nothing else, it&#8217;s a great place to collect quotes, if you love quotes. there seems to be a significant&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/2009\/10\/16\/tweeple-of-few-words\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweeple of few words<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":145,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/145"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accessibleinsights.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}